If it's in some ancient language you can't understand, don't even try to act cool and read it out loud.

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One trip is all it takes to end the chase scene with the killer catching up on you

6 Rules You Must Follow if You Want to Survive a Horror Film
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"What's that noise coming from outside our cabin in the woods? I better check it out alone, at night, unarmed," said another future victim

6 Rules You Must Follow if You Want to Survive a Horror Film
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So you think you've killed the monster and are now the hero?

6 Rules You Must Follow if You Want to Survive a Horror Film
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"Let's split up and look for the killer," said every future horror movie victim

6 Rules You Must Follow if You Want to Survive a Horror Film
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6 Rules You Must Follow if You Want to Survive a Horror Film
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If you have a bad feeling about a place -- trust your gut

6 Rules You Must Follow if You Want to Survive a Horror Film
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