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• Gerard Bisenio Reviewed a movie   Sun, 15 Sep 2019 8:16 AM

  

  Just A Stranger (2019)

  R-16 Drama, Romance

  Cast

  Anne Curtis, Marco Gumabao

  Director

  Jason Paul Laxamana

  Finally had the chance to catch "Just A Stranger" before it gets pulled out from the theaters to give way to the Pista ng Pelikulang Pilipino entries this week. This movie tackling May-December cheating partners is a beautiful disaster. The color palette and shots in Lisbon is probably Laxamana's best cinematography while the characters could've been fleshed out more to give depth and impact on the subplots, sayang sila Edu and Cherie. Medyo hilaw pa si Gumabao, in fairness umaakting din yung muscles nya sa dami nang eksenang nakahubad. Hahah! Anne had 3 breakdown scenes here, not her best, b... Read more

• Gerard Bisenio Reviewed a movie   Sun, 15 Sep 2019 7:52 AM

  

  IT Chapter Two (2019)

  R-16 Horror, Thriller

  Cast

  James McAvoy, Jessica Chastain, Bill Skarsgard

  Director

  Andy Muschietti

  Perfect adult casting, how they defeated Pennywise is just beyond corny. Hope to see his own origin movie. Nice to see Stephen King's cameo, though. Warning, don't watch ng Last Full Show either mapanaginipan mo or makatulugan mo dahil sa run time. Hahah! FortuneCookie.FunHouse.ScaryDoors.

  Love the Story

  Nail-biting Thriller

  Screamfest

• Gerard Bisenio Reviewed a movie   Sat, 7 Sep 2019 11:07 AM

  

  Ready or Not (2019)

  R-16 Horror, Mystery, Thriller

  Cast

  Samara Weaving, Mark O'Brien, Adam Brody

  Director

  Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett

  Mukhang nabudol ako ni Rotten Tomatoes ah. Hahah! With 87% Certified Fresh Rating and an intriguing trailer, I got convinced to see this movie but it was below expectations for me. Supposedly it has all the elements from my fave horror movies; "Get Out's" lunatic family plus home invasion kills from "You're Next" and "Purge". Samara Weaving as Grace, who looks exactly like fellow Aussie Margot Robbie, is really not the smart kick-ass protagonist you'd root for as she's just lucky to get away from everyone chasing her. Almost each ridiculous kills here are accidental and just for the shock fact... Read more

• Gerard Bisenio Reviewed a movie   Fri, 6 Sep 2019 7:31 AM

  

  Angel Has Fallen (2019)

  PG Action, Thriller

  Cast

  Gerard Butler, Piper Perabo, Morgan Freeman

  Director

  Ric Roman Waugh

  This is the 3rd installment from the Fallen series but don't expect too high. Movie suffers miserably from lack of originality, I've seen it familiar before with other "frame-up/save the President" flicks and TV series. First part alone gives away the twists and villains but it's Nick Nolte stealing the show. Eto talaga yung mediocre, can't believe this went to #1 for 2 consec weeks at the North American box office. Pansin ko lang na parang iisa lang characterization ni Gerard Butler sa lahat ng pelikula nya. Hahah! BombDrones.HospitalSecurity.VietVet.

• Gerard Bisenio Reviewed a movie   Tue, 3 Sep 2019 7:01 AM

  

  The Divine Fury (2019)

  R-13 Action, Horror, Thriller

  Cast

  Park Seo-joon, Ahn Sung-ki, Woo Do-hwan

  Director

  Jason Kim

  The film is an interesting mix of drama, horror and action. You got the tandem of an old priest Father Ahn and young MMA superstar Yong-hoo versus the Dark Bishop all in their one-dimensional characters. Probably with the promise of a second serving, they get to articulate more. Those exorcism sequences are excruciating to watch due to its realistic visual effects. Anlakas lang maka live-action anime battle nung finale between good and evil. Hello Flame of Recca. Hahah! GrimReaper.AltarPool.Stigmata.

  Amazing Visual Effects

  Great Fight Scenes

  Nail-biting Thriller

• Gerard Bisenio Reviewed a movie   Tue, 3 Sep 2019 6:59 AM

  

  The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019)

  PG Adventure, Animation, Comedy

  Cast

  Jason Sudeikis, Josh Gad, Bill Hader

  Director

  Thurop Van Orman, John Rice

  Happy it wasn't a sophomore slump after the poor reviews it got 3 years ago. Awesome voice actors burst the needed colorful energy for this pun-filled movie paired with a hip soundtrack. Can't remember the last time I had this too many laughs from an animated flick. Aprub pang-bagets! AdorableHatchlings.SpeedDating.WinkingSeal.

  Fun and Enjoyable

  Hilarious

  Love the Soundtrack

• Gerard Bisenio Reviewed a movie   Sat, 31 Aug 2019 11:57 AM

  

  Stuber (2019)

  R-13 Action, Comedy

  Cast

  Kumail Nanjiani, Dave Bautista, Iko Uwais

  Director

  Michael Dowse

  Was it just me or it's really not funny at all? Nothing amusing, just a predictable buddy-cop physical comedy delivered in awkward and clumsy way. The plot is stupid, pretty bad in a good kind of way. Only got entertained with a few violent action sequences. Go save your money. Parang pang-Netflix release lang 'to. Hahah! RyanGosling.VetClinic.EmotionalStripper.

• Gerard Bisenio Reviewed a movie   Sun, 25 Aug 2019 8:57 AM

  

  47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019)

  PG Adventure, Drama, Horror

  Cast

  Sophie Nélisse, Corinne Foxx, Brianne Tju

  Director

  Johannes Roberts

  I've never seen the first one starring Mandy Moore but I guess Uncaged is a standalone creature feature. Slow start, shaky camera, dark scenes until you reach the third act where it gets scary exciting. Shark sequences were intense and realistic dami kong narinig na iyak at tili. Wag nyo na lang isipin paano sila nagkakaintindihan sa ilalim ng tubig without earpieces. Abangan yung wrestling at showdown nila. Hahah! DeadEnd.BurialChamber.BlindWhite.

  Action-packed

  Nail-biting Thriller

  Screamfest

• Gerard Bisenio Reviewed a movie   Sat, 24 Aug 2019 10:11 AM

  

  Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

  PG Adventure, Family

  Cast

  Isabela Moner

  Director

  James Bobin

  At 83% Fresh, this is the higest-scoring live-action film adaptation of a cartoon on Rotten Tomatoes so I thought why not give it a watch and I'm glad I did! Can't believe it's 19 years already since it first aired. There were just some weird and cringey parts that adults may find silly but overall it's family entertainment that's better than expected. Medyo waley lang yung CGI nila Boots and Swiper. Think of funny Indiana Jones for tweens with all the juvenile elements from the TV showand that Quicksand sequence was really hilarious! Anyare pala at nalosyang yung dati kong college crush na si... Read more

  Love the Female lead

  Fun and Enjoyable

  Hilarious

• Gerard Bisenio Reviewed a movie   Sun, 18 Aug 2019 9:14 AM

  

  Parasite (2019)

  R-13 Comedy, Drama, Thriller

  Cast

  Song Kang-ho, Cho Yeo-jeong, Choi Woo-shik

  Director

  Joon-ho Bong

  Got really curious to watch this (exclusively released by SM Cinemas) as this has been getting a lot of buzz after winning the Palme d'Or sa French Oscars. Tinalo lang naman ang Once Upon A Time in Hollywood ni Quentin Tarantino. Is it a black comedy, family drama, mystery thriller? You'd be blown away how the story seamlessly shifts from one layer to another. Mind-f*ck talaga! Never seen a movie quite like this. Can't remember the last time I watched a movie twice all the metaphors and allegories made sense. Great storytelling, haunting musical pieces and brilliant cinematography confined i... Read more

  Nail-biting Thriller

  Thought-Provoking

  Superb Cast
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