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Recent Jokes of the Day
5.9.2008
If you're stressed at home and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from the children.
5.8.2008
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
5.7.2008
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.
5.6.2008
An accountant is a person who can put two and two together to make a living.
5.5.2008
Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
5.4.2008
My three major food groups are Drive-Thru, Take-Out, and Delivery.
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