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Recent Jokes of the Day
1.5.2009
Doctor to husband: I'm sorry, but your wife's mind is completely gone! Husband: I'm not surprised. She's been giving me a piece of it every day for the past 30 years!
1.4.2009
A Mexican nymphomaniac goes to her doctor so he can tell her what's the matter with her. The doctor says to her, "Senorita, it looks to me like you've had Juan too many."
1.3.2009
Man: I came from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law. Friend: I'm sorry! But why is your face all scratched up? Man: Well, she really gave me a fight!
1.2.2009
I think drinking and driving is a bad idea. You always spill it when you're changing gears.
1.1.2009
I used to be apathetic, but I don't care about it anymore.
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